Random Thoughts of a Disordered Mind

Changing a Light Bulb by the Zodiac

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How many of you does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries:
Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus:
One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini:
Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!

Cancer:
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo:
Leo’s don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a
Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.

Virgo:
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra:
Umm, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

Scorpio:
That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Capricorn:
I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius:
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so…..

Pisces:
Light bulb? What light bulb?

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One thought on “Changing a Light Bulb by the Zodiac

  1. Loved this one – and I can see the truth in it in a number of cases as well!

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